Ko nga kuri te toa i nga mea katoa, ko te whakataetae mo te "Coolest Selfie" ehara i te mea rereke.
1. "Kua whakaritea e ahau tetahi taangahi matapo mo tetahi hoa, ki taku whakaaro, he mea whakamiharo katoa!"
2. "He kotiro nui matou."
3. "Ko te whaiaro kei runga i te haerenga!"
4. "Kati, mutu i tenei turanga, ka mea ahau!"
5. "He whakamataku ahau. He makariri ahau. "
6. "He-he-heh ..."
7. "Titiro noa i to maatau whakamatau !!!"
8. "He take nui taku ki te whakaaro ko Selfi tetahi mea nui."
9. "Kei te haere tonu au i te kino o au. Ana! "
10. "E pai ana, kei te raru ahau i te mahi ... a he aha?!"
11. "Yeuuuuu."
12. "Te ata, te ra pai me te po pai!"
13. "Na ka hoatu e ahau tenei whakaahua ki Tinder. Pono. "
14. "I ako ahau ki te peia me te wa ano e mahi whaiaro."
15. "Ko ta maatau e tino pai katoa, engari kaore e taea e tetahi te whakataurite ki a au."
16. "Na ka ataata ahau ki oku kanohi."
17. "Ko te wahine e tino whakapai ana i aku mahi."
18. "Ko ahau tenei me taku hoa pai! He pai, ehara i te mea? "
19. "Koinei taku ara."
20. "E hiahia ana au ki te whakaatu i aku hoa ki taku whakaaro."
21. "He aha?!"
22. "Ko taku tirohanga pai tenei."
23. "Tino!"
24. "He nui rawa ki taku hoa wahine me nga mea pai katoa!"
25. "E, e!"
26. "E ngoikore ana koe ki te pupuri i nga waewae o mua."
27. "Te hoa pai!"
28. "Ko tatou katoa te hapu kotahi!"
29. "Kei roto au i te papa, kei te ahua o au ahua hae."
30. "Aue, e te Atua, ko wai te whaiaro ... (kata, tino aroha ahau ki a ia)"
31. "E kore e taea e au te pai ki taku tino whaiaro."
32. "Kei te titiro ahau i te kino."