Mena he 10 tau te pakeke i waenganui i a koe me ou tuakana me to teina, kaore koe e pera me era atu atu, ka tino waimarie enei ahuatanga.
1. Ko pea kua paku koe ki te ako i roto i nga marama 9 ka whai teina koe, tuahine ranei.
Pehea? He aha?
2. Ka maka koe ki te wera o tetahi whakaaro kaore koe i te tamaiti anake i roto i te whanau.
3. A ka mahara koe ki te ra i te wa tuatahi i mau ake ai koe i tenei kongakonga.
4. Mai i taua ra, i nga wa katoa ka whakaarohia e koe he ahua hae, a kaore e tino marama te aha i paku ai te katoa.
He iti nei taku whakama.
5. Na ka mohio koe he ahuareka enei tamariki.
6. Kua arotakengia e koe he nui atu i te rua tekau ma rua.
7. ... me etahi i roto i tetahi ka tino kitea tetahi e titiro ana koe ki nga rua.
8. Ma te nui o te mangere ki to teina, tuahine ranei, e hiahia ana koe ki te whakaatu i nga whakaaturanga ataata katoa o TV.
Me titiro koe ki a Buffy te Vampire Slayer.
9. A ka kaumatua, ka mohio koe me hoatu e koe tana kohinga kiriata.
10. Whakaarohia he koroheke i aua taime ka tutaki koe ki nga hoa o to teina taina ranei.
He aha koe, e te taaka?
11. Na, ahakoa te pakeke o taau whakamatau, he uaua ki a koe te mohio ki o raatau hiahia.
He aha tenei? He aha te mea i tupu? He aha kei te haere?
12. A, ka whiwhi ratou i tetahi mea, nui ake to koutou whakamanamana i to ake ake.
13. He maha nga wa e hoatu ana e koe he tohutohu. He rite tonu ki a koe, na te mea ko koe te tawhito, he mohio nui koe.
I tetahi ra ka tino whakamataku koe.
14. He tino hae ki a koe, i te mea kei te noho tonu nga tamariki taitamariki, me te mahi ki te ao.
Ehara i te mea tika.
15. Ahakoa he nui te rereketanga o nga tau i waenganui ia koe, kei te raru tonu koe i etahi wa.
Whakamutua!
16. Engari, ki te tohe tetahi ki te whakapataritari i to tamaiti, kaore koe e tuku mo koe.
Aue, reinga, kahore.